You vowed you'd love me 'til the end of time
Then you ran off with an old friend of mine
For once she kept her mouth shut about something
She let you check the oil and try her transmission
I don't care what happens to me
I don't care what happens to you
Restraining order blues
Drove by your house a hundred times a day
Rehearsing all the things that I was gonna say
Did your friends know that you were running around?
Did you do her in my bed when I was out of town?
I poured Dixie crystals into your car tank
While I was at it, I painted it pink
Pawned my wedding ring for a . 44
Aimed at your house, shot it full of holes
Restraining order blues
Oh restraining order blues, yeah
The police came and put me in the back seat,
They cuffed my hands and read my rights to me
I went peacefully, I felt vindicated
Passive aggression is over rated
I don't care what happens to me
I don't care what happens to you
Restraining order blues
Restraining order blues
Got restraining order blues
They say I have to stay at least fifty yards away, from the ol' front door
I told them they could fuck themselves