He's like an ice cream man with no bell in his van
Though he'd like to he can't even serve you
If you're deserving of his fine wares.
He's terribly ambitious and he's occasionally vicious
And if wishes were little fishes
He'd be every fisherman's friend
I found him ;
Looking in a mirror, Then looking in my shoes,
Looking in my pocket for a razor ; He's my blue sonic boy
I believed in his watery lies
And his half-arsed scheme to rule the world
But you know it isn't easy hanging out with the timelords
When you're a Dalek and can't even climb up the stairs
So when you wake tomorrow, stick a bell in your van
Be a "99" man, it will help you in your endeavours
To greatly succeed.
We were having such a lovely holiday
Until we blew our minds away.