I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes i made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause i love your face.
We were so young and in love
That i thought that i could
Hand over my password never dreaming that would
Bite me in the ass 1 day.
And so i clear my browser history
Cause i know you'll be pissed at me
You find a site one night and make my life a fucking a misery
And i think... you're cute when you're angry
I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes i made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause i love your face.
You used to tell me little white lies
Just to save my pride, like:
"it's not that big-a deal it probably happens to most guys"
I could tell you lied, by the look in your eyes
Now i hear that you're full-naming me
I know you must be blaming me
For leaving up the seat after the last time that i had a wee
And i think... you're blatantly mental.
I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes i made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause i love your face.
So now i'm sick of your apologies, you're mad like scientology
A worst case scenario of social anthropology
(if you looked that up you'd be mad, but you won't cause you're lazy)
So i'm'a need to get my cds back & get my life back on track
My shit goes where i want it now that you're no longer in my flat
And that'll teach me, to stick my dick in crazy
I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes i made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause i love your face.