Take a look at what you see
I betcha never seen a dick so fine
Ive been blessed with style and length
Im the pinnacle of gods design.
I stand up tall, and I stand up proud
Every pretty lady loves the way I look, and the way I feel around
Hey buddy dont you see?
It could be you and Big T
Take a look at what you see
I mean youre not exactly Richard Gere
Your stomachs all floppy and your clothes are all sloppy
And your acne wont disappear
But join with me, and youll be just fine
All the pretty ladies wont know what to do
When Im yours..and you are mine
Go on, take your pick
Its you and your dick
DICKS:
Whos that boy with that 9-inch toy?
Its you and your dick
BIG T:
Every day walkin down the street
Youre the number one butcher with the prime cut meat
DICKS:
Whos that man with the big black plan
Its you and your dick
BIG T:
Every night when the mood is right if the ladies gimmie lips then baby I wont bite!
(Spoken) Hey! Well maybe a little bit I might bite a lil..ahahah
Take a look at what you see
Its a dick whos come crawling back
He left you out there in the world
Now tell me what kinda dick does that?
Hes not worth your time, he cant even screw
Hes a floppy pecker who just hangs around
He could never be the dick for you
CHORUS:
Whos that boy with that 9-inch toy?
Its you and your dick
BIG T:
Get that sad little bishop outta here!
DICKS:
Whos that man with the big black plan
Its you and your dick
BIG T:
Theres a new dick in town (spoken) and his name is BIG TALLYWACKER.