Tom:
Sofa...
Danny:
Hyundai...
Dougie:
Administration...
Danny:
YEAH!
Tom:
You said we're manufactured,
You guys have got it wrong,
We did this stupid challenge
And we wrote this song in half an hour.
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Tom:
Oh, in half an hour.
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues.
Danny:
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the stig is.
Tom & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Danny:
Who is the stig?
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Danny:
Our reputation to lose,
When I sing the Top Gear Blues.
Tom:
SOLO! 1,2,3..!
(Danny's guitar solo)
Tom:
1, 2, 3, 4...
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the stig is.
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Tom:
Yeah, who's the stig?
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.
Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear...
Dougie:
My penis grows huge,
When I sing the Top Gear...
Danny:
I'm a little confused,
This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...
ALRIGHT!