Marky Ramone And The Speed Kings - Weenie Hair Тексты

Stop looking at me now dude
Don't give me that stupid stare
Seems to me you never saw
A guy without weenie hair

Slap my shoulder, comfort me
Say I shouldn't care
But obviously you're not the one
With the missing weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair

I get around to find some help
Is anybody out there
I get on my knees and start to beg
Please trade me your spare

I am bald, yes I am naked
All the way down there
I wanna wig of pubic hair
To hide the lack of weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair
Weenie hair
Weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair

I'm the Kojak of the Triple X
No curlies in my underwear
I'd rather be a normal guy
And look like a grizzly bear

Some jock at school don't think it's fair
I sing about my weenie hair
So make my day if you dare
I'll burn of all your weenie hair

I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair
I've got no weenie hair