We had a little fight tonight buddy it got vicious
And all the way out the door, I was duckin dishes
I thought Id let her simmer down just a few degrees
So I came in here to have a beer or two or three
Thats when I do my best drinkin when Im thinkin about her
All the fussin and fightin, leaves me dyin of thirst
Go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar
'Cause buddy when the troubles starts thats when I do my best drinkin
Now give me somethin' cold and wet in a long neck bottle
'Cause she said, "Some things to me tonight that were hard to swallow"
Its gonna take me all night long to wash em down
'Cause when she makes me lose my cool one thing Ive found
Thats when I do my best drinkin when Im thinkin about her
All the fussin and fightin, leaves me dyin of thirst
Go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar
'Cause buddy when the troubles starts thats when I do my best drinkin
I aint seein double yet, set 'em up Joes
I aint as think as you drunk I am, hell you outta know
Thats when I do my best drinkin when Im thinkin about her
All the fussin and fightin, leaves me dyin of thirst
Yeah go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar
'Cause buddy when the troubles starts thats when I do my best drinkin
Well, Ill tell you when Ive had enough, Im just gettin loosened up
'Cause buddy when love gets tough thats when I do my best drinkin