Hello, I'm the blonde, the one with the wand
I'm perfect inside, even better outside
No need to kill her, just slice off her tongue
I'm perfect inside, she's disqualified
Reality, not real enough
Save your sanity, watch some TV
I'm the brunette, the one with a cigarette
Duel 'til death is the making of a queen
Won't fall to pieces, he will be mine
Her snake words are lies, so I'll break her spine
Reality, not real enough
Oh, humanity, watch more TV
Deviate
Dear diary, yeah!
Put up my feet, pants pulled down
Don't even care who survives tonight
Sweet shallow times for humankind
Put up my feet, pants pulled down
Don't even care who survives tonight
Sweet shallow times, shine me blind
Dear diary, yeah!
Put up my feet, pants pulled down
Don't even care who survives tonight
Sweet shallow times for humankind
Put up my feet, pants pulled down
Don't even care who survives tonight
Sweet shallow times dear diarrhea
Shine me blind
Dear diary
Dear diary, yeah!
Candy-date two or candy-date three