Don't ask me if
You'll never see me again
I wouldn't wanna lie to you
I needed a lover
When you needed a friend
I guess it's just what some guys do
I won't gaze into your eyes
Or tell you
Your new shoes look nice
I'll make you laugh
But soon you'll see
You're better off without me
So don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask me if
I felt the earth move at all or
If I had myself a very good time
Cause intimacy
Can be a problem for me
I'll only blame it all on the wine
I won't make your life complete
Warm your heart or rub your feet
And I know
That all your friends agree
You're better off without me
So don't ask me
Don't ask me
Don't ask me
And these little moments we share
Don't think they mean that I care now
It still seems a little absurd
If you're waiting
For three little words from me
I think you'll know what they'll be
Don't ask me if
You'll never see me again
I wouldn't wanna lie to you
I needed a lover
When you needed a friend
I guess it's just what some guys do
And when you wake I won't be here
I can't even spell sincere
And if you want
To hear something deep
You're better off without me