Ladies we are gathered here
To analyze this strange frontier I come
No mans land
It's like a spaceship came in the middle of the night
And carried away all the single guys and left us
In no mans land
If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
So come on out to no mans land
Our lingerie is collecting dust
My underwire is about to rust
We're stuck in no mans land
It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean
Seriously considering switching teams
It's rough in no mans land
If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
Youre welcome here in no mans land
Oh, come on
We're manicured, we're dressed to thrill
So what's with all this time to kill
We've searched online a thousand times and still
We're all heading home to watch TV
Stopping on the way to buy batteries
Admit it, we're in no mans land
If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
Yall come on out to no mans land
Yeah, we're desperate here in no mans land