Here he comes, Neon Leon
Lookin so fine, with his gold chains on
Got a customized caddy with the top snapped down
Hes known everywhere in town as Neon Leon
Hes too cool, Neon Leon
Out there twistin, designer shades on
He can bop he can move you right in the groove
And hes got all the moves, hes Neon Leon
All the dancin stops when he begins
The guys just watch while the girls go after him
Neon Leon, Neon Leon
Cruisin main, Neon Leon
Goin so slow, his white scarf on
Got his hair slicked, a duck tail style
Cars backed up for miles for Neon Leon
Parked outside the drive-in eatin fries
The coolest man in the world for a town this size
Neon Leon, Neon Leon
Man look at them fender skirts
You ever seen so much chrome in your life
Look at the way he rolls them cigarettes up in his sleeves
Aint that cool? Thats cool
I hear hes gonna move on down to Louisiana and buy him a bar
And call it You all Leons
Im gonna go there