Some members of the Battleborn have banded together to make a rap?
Ha! This should be as entertaining as it is pathetic
When all the light has been snuffed out in the universe, what will you do?
Will you fight together?
Or die alone?
Away with you, Rendain, you traitorous scum
I'm as swift as a Dreadwind, for your head I have come
I'm the veteran samurai of the Jennerit Empire
Don't ask what will happen if you should mess with a vampire
Okay, I'm not a vampire, but I get that a lot
So I just went with the flow, plus ladies think that it's hot
All my enemies will fall when I siphon their lifeforce
And after they're dead, I'll lick their blood off of my swords
My temper is shorter than your time on this planet
Don't get on my bad side, find a target I can't hit
I'm a Thorn in your side, one thing is sure, you will die
Because I've got up to five arrows drawn at a time
Hit you with the Volley, that's a horizontal barrage
Then I'll curse the earth upon which you walk
I got that Eldrid Vitality, I'm the last of my kind
I'm guided by nature, I'll bring the Wrath of the Wild
Born into battle
Raised by a war
We're born to battle
Cuz we're Battleborn
Might sound redundant
But this is all we know
We fight together
Or die alone
Some call me sociopathic, I call it deadly and dapper
Call me what you prefer, but I would rather the latter
I'm a fashion icon, a widely reputed sniper
Let me check my pocket watch, time to pay the piper
A butler to Phoebe, I'm of use if you need me
And when I can't do my dirty work, I call on Hoodini
Upon the unwashed masses, pure havoc I'm wreaking
Now the profit in riches are really all that I'm seeking
We've got the best tag team that you've ever seen
A demonic monster and an angsty teen
Let's start the brawl, we'll be leading the Rogues
Best hang on to your shields, now you'll need 'em the most
Razor-sharp claws and a whole lot of attitude
Call yourselves Battleborn? I just call you Battlenoobs
Wanna play fetch? (You'll know I'll say yes)
Let's show these other Battleborn how to play dead
Born into battle
Raised by a war
We're born to battle
Cuz we're Battleborn
Might sound redundant
But this is all we know
We fight together
Or die alone
I'm the biggest around, so I can raise your morale
Who needs cover fire? Cuz I'm laying it down
I came to keep the peace, the Varelsi better be ready
Cuz I'm the best with a minigun, what the heck is a heavy?
Take a hike, son, while I pop another round in
Some call me Mr. Everest because I'm a man mountain
Dropping ice cold bars, dishing out winter
I'm the number one lumberjack, I make ya go "timber!"
I don't have the time for your butt theatrics
You Battleborn were only born to get your ass kicked
The LLC is conceited, the Peacekeepers are weakest
And the Eldrid are overrated tree-hugging vegans
But if you're with the Rogues, that's as low as you go
Now that the Jennerit Empire's under my control
You will all be destroyed when Solas falls
I would be more threatened by the Overwatch
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold up, did he just say that?
Yeah, he just compared us to Overwatch
Alright, let's kick his ass!
Born into battle
Raised by a war
We're born to battle
Cuz we're Battleborn
Might sound redundant
But this is all we know
We fight together
Or die alone
Yeah
We get it, Thorn, you can sing
Bloody showoff