If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened
after all their dreams came true...
Was gonna be a mighty king
Mufasa's famous heir
Well your little mane's been lion tamed
By beasts who don't fight fair
I've turned into the main event
For soldiers big and small
And now I dread my severed head
Might end up on your wall— (meow!)
Let me help this African economy
Oh my species is going extinct
Everywhere you look, death
Taking shots at my pride
Thanks for that petition
To stop a straight up genocide
Scope set.
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
Oh my species is going extinct
Oh my species is go- (uagh!)
Every time I fly to town
I grow up when I come down
Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
For eighty years of puberty
In unforgiving tights
He's upright, he's upright, he's upright
We're following his leader,
His leader, His leader,
We're following his leader
Wherever he may bone
Tee dum (tee dum), Tee dee (tee dee)
My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all
The mermaids are wet for days
This engine's revved
There's only one booty for me
Just a teedle ee rump
A teedle ee hump tee day
Think of the fappiest thoughts
I'm a happy little thot
Wendy is my special gal
She's like 90—
I'm down
The dentures never bite (dentures never bite, dentures never bite)
He's upright, he's upright,
He's upright
Hope he's bi
He's upright
Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
Replaced by intelligent design
The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
The Roman's are chanting
Christo, Christo
He's a godsend
Bigger than Nero
Out with the old in with the Jew
Hero to Christo
God's honest truth
Hero to Christo
Hey Herc, you're screwed
The Jesus freak is super weak
I'm so devine
You see I came inside a virgin's bod
*Pfft*, So have I!
I threw him in the Colosseum
A lion a la carte
Three days went by he zombified
And rose up in search of hearts
I'm a prisoner of war
ISIS blew up my city
They're throwing me off a building
Cause they think that I like guys
A holy war
An old fantastical point of view
Carpet was burned alive
Streamed nation wide
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
Every turn suicide
A hundred thousand children plead
The toppling of Agrabah
With Sharia Law
Stop this holy war before we're through ( A holy war)
Unholy war
That's where we'll be
Just refugees
Send helping hands
Instead of bans
For you and me
The lions are gone,
Hair on my junk,
Jesus is a hunk—
Screw Trump!