Oh my friends we've all gathered here tonight
In this barroom with its flashing neon lights
To discuss what this old world is coming to
And beside we ain't got nothing else to do
Here we are at the meeting of the bored
In this tavern where our favorite drinks are poured
(We're all given up for livin' nothin' matters anymore)
So we've come to the meeting of the bored
Now the meeting's come to order we're all here
So I've come to order me another beer
We'll take up old business like we always do
There ain't none of us been doing nothin' new
Here we are at the meeting of the bored...
Everybody stand and raise your glasses high
All in favor of another drink say aye
And I'll make a motion that tomorrow's fine
We'll meet here again the same old place and time
Here we are at the meeting of the bored...
Here we are at the meeting of the bored...