Twinkle twinkle little star who's the greatest star what are (Waylon)
Now Waylon is a singer a record selling star, the ladies love him and his band
Oh he sings like a bird and he plays a fine guitar
But I doubt that he's a home loving man
You oughta see his woman she's really a queen he buys her the finest of clothes
For you talk about beauties like none you ain't seen
When Waylon's gone she lets me know
When he's gone a singing I'm gone with his queen spreading his money around
But if you'll look for me and I can't be seen, you'll know that Waylon's back in town
When Waylon's gone a singing I'm wearing his suit, I smoke his imported cigars
I like his woman wear out his boots, I chauffeur his limousine cars
When he's making money he has to stay gone, but if you should hear that he's around
Go buy his latest record or go see his show, help me keep old Waylon out of town
When Waylon's out singing I'm gone with his queen spreading his money around
But if you'll look for me and I can't be seen, you'll know that Waylon's back in town
Starkle starkle little twink, Waylon's the greatest star I think
Bring him to your town, join his fan club, the journal you get the journal every year
A dollar is about all is costs, don't you dare miss it, come see Waylon