The anti-wife
She won't come with you when you
Win your award
Too busy thinking that she's got a life
The anti-wife
She'll choose furniture
She'll make the tea
But don't go looking for validity
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee
The anti-wife
The Mercedes is her only award
For all the offers she never did record
Be thankful she was glad
Sometime soon she has to settle down
Just don't expect any help with the crown
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your brother with his failed degree
The anti-wife
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee