I want my mother, someone to cook for me
Each day another, take out no MSG
I'm gonna change the world, but not today
Think I'll just go get drunk down on Avenue A
Monday
Laundromat Monday
Monday
Laundromat Monday
I want a French maid, someone to wash my jeans
Each quarter I've made is lost in washing machines
I'm gonna change the world, I could be President
If I could just work out where all my Mondays went