Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
we met yesterday her name's Renee
armpit hairs and black berets.
she drinks her coffee on ambrettes
she always looks like she's depressed
she smokes before, during, and after sex yeah.
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine and we share the same bra size.
And she made me grow a thin mustache
and now i look just like her dad
coincidentally his name is Renee too yeah
And when we kiss nothin' but tongue
she hasn't showered in a month
and did i mention the bitch don't like to shower.