Jimmy Fallon - My Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Sex (And Listening To The Black Eyed Peas) Тексты

Talkin' 'bout a head swap
talkin' 'bout a head swap
first you take a head then you put it on another pody
like if Richard Gere's head was in Katherine Heigl's body
that's a head swap

first you get two pictures of some famous people
then you scan the photo into your computer
then you email them to the graphics department
but hold on a second the email's not working
so you put the photos onto a flash drive
and you walk it over to the graphics department
and on the way there thay guy from accounting
asks if you're gonna come to his party
you don't want to go but don't want to hurt his feelings
you tell him that you'll get back to him later
'cuz right now you gotta go back and work on

head swap

so you go to find the guy in graphics department
you hand him the flash drive and say, here are the photos
he says "didn't you hear the printer's not working"
oh my god, what are we gonna do
"we could go down to kinko's, we can do it all there"
you're like whatever man we just gotta get it done

where we take a celebrity's head and put it on another celebrity's body
it's a head swap

so you hop in his mazda and it's kind of smelly
and it's taking a while then you drive past the kinko's
you're like hey I think that was kinko's right there
he's like "I'm sorry, I lied, we're not going to kinko's
today is my family reunion and I told 'em I'm married
I need you to pretend that you are my wife"
you're like, no way man, I ain't wearing no dress!
"do you want me to help you in your sketch or not?"
you're like, looks like you got me over a barrel
"well, if you want your sketch then you better play ball"

so you swallow your pride and you put on the outfit
let's get this over with so we can get back to work on
head swap

so you exit the car and his family's all there
you meet his aunts and brothers and all of his cousins
and his sister says "how's it going at late night
is your boss stil a stupid, immature jerk?"
"you must be mistaken I love my job"
actually I'd love to hear what he said about his boss
"honey, relax, let's just enjoy the party"
don't honey me I wanna know what you said
"I think you better zip it if you want that sketch done"
so you shut your mouth but you're still pretty steamed
then his father comes over and his breath smells like whiskey
"man, my son really knows how to pick 'em will ya look at the size of these ba-jungas"
zip zip - zip zip zip - zip zip zip zip - zip zip
and you say how dare you sir, this isn't girls gone wild
uh uh - uh uh uh - uh uh uh uh - uh uh
"will somebody tell me who this broad thinks she is!?"
and you've had about enough so you rip off your wig

this crazy broad's done with this crazy charade
I only dressed like this just to get your son
to help me with this bit
where we take celebrities' heads and put them on different celebrities' bodies
that's a head swap

"I've seen that before, I really love that bit
it's a hilarious way of having fun with the stars"
"I'm sorry I lied but I'm not really married
I was just tired of feeling like a loser"
it does'nt even matter wheter you're married or not,
or that you keep a woman's disguise in your car
the only thing that matter is getting back to the office
and getting Richard Gere's head onto Katherine Heigl's body
it's a head swap
head swap
head swap
head swap