Jimmy Fallon - Golden Globes Cold Open 2017 Тексты

Part 1: The Golden Globes Have Just Begun


Welcome to the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards. As you can see, cars are backed up for several blocks, trying to get on the red carpet. We're just a few minutes away from showtime...


Ba ba ba, ba-da ba ba ba
Ba ba ba, ba-da ba-da ba ba
Ba ba ba, ba-da ba-da bum
Bum bum bum bum bum


I made it here out west, the Golden Globes are starting
But I'm stuck here in this mess, all the nominees are inside
Waiting there for me, think of all the stars I'll see


Here we go, tonight's the night, camera's up and lights are bright

Wigs are on and Spanx are tight... I can barely breathe!

Pretty soon the show begins, we're all waiting to get in
But everyone is stuck behind that white Ford Bronco


Golden Globes will be given out tonight

Not all the nominees are white

Stuck on the floor of five-five-five-five-five-five-five...

The show is almost live

I just hacked your hard drive
If these photos ever get out, you're dead.

The Golden Globes have just begun


Okay, my name is Eleven, I'm twenty-four-seven
I'm eating Eggo waffles by the pound
I got a knack to rap about stranger things that happen
Inside the Upside-Down
Yeah, my best friends forever are Dustin, Mike, and Lucas
And together we know how to survive

And I got a little secret

Don't repeat it!

Or tweet it!

Barb is still alive!



Part 2: Room Full of Stars


(whistling)

Wow, you have minty fresh breath.

Yeah.


Room full of stars, some from movies, some T.V.
Room full of stars, they've been getting drunk since 3
Who knows who the Hollywood Foreign Press will choose
This golden night, a night for me and you

Part 3: Planetarium


I've been waiting 20 years for thi—
...

There she is.




It's almost time, Jimmy.
I'm a little nervous.
Don't be nervous. You're gonna be great! Just go out there and be yourself, you know?