Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) - Eat Excrete Тексты

We eat, excrete and watch TV,
And you are there for us, Jerry.
Jerry, can you understand?
We sit out in nowhere land,
Wanting and yearning,
Our bloated stomachs churning,
Eat, excrete and watch TV.


But you are there for us, Jerry.


Steve, let me get this straight... you eat, excrete...?


...and watch TV.


But I am there for you?


Jerry.


Steve, what are they saying exactly?


Jerry, it's not difficult,
They're exactly saying that,
They eat excrete and watch TV,
You you are there for them, Jerry.


That's nice. I really appreciate you guys taking the time out of your day to come by.
I never knew I had so many friends. So how's it going with you guys?


To be frank,
Pretty fucked.


Hey, I can sympathise. Ratings are low, I've got a class action suit pending,
not to mention this bullet wound in the chest thing.


Come and see.
Come and see what you have done to me.