Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) - Backstage Scene Тексты

Hey, Jerry,
What can I say man? Tough crowd!


Nice to see you, Jonathan.


Sorry if I let those assholes get a little too loud,


Those assholes are my audience.


Jerry, don't bullshit me,
You and me both, we know,
They are scum!
Filthy cocksucking scum!


And your job is to control those scum and keep them from upstaging my guests.


Pimps and perverts,
Teenage whores,
People so fat they get stuck in revolving doors!


And we get them through those doors and onto a plane to Chicago.


Sluts and faggots,
Gimps eating maggots.


We've never had a maggot eating gimp on this show!


Jerry, you could do anything.


What are you talking about?


You could run for Senate!
Or even president!


If I want my dick sucked, I'll call my agent.


Looks like you're cruising,
Playing it safe.


You're way out of line, pal.


You need a challenge,
And I've got just the thing,
Gonna make you sweat,
When you're in the ring.


Jonathan, let's cut this short.
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