I decided to soak up some sun on an "R Family Cruise"
There were gays and straights and bi's
And a couple confused
Well to my surprise Miss "She Bop" was headlining in the Stardust Room
Hey, the girl's still got it
She belted out a bunch of my favourite tunes
I ran into her after
Had to get a picture
You know I'm not a stalker
I just dig Cyndi Lauper
But when I tried to ask her
"Could I get a picture?"
"Loved your show!"
Cyndi Lauper said "No!" (5x)
How could she be so cold?
Let her "True Colours" show
I was a little upset, you know
I've never been dissed by a celebrity
Why would she want to be rude?
How could she act so cruel to a fan like me?
I wanted just a few seconds and a smile...
Hey Cyndi, how hard can that be!?
Why did I even bother?
It's not like she's Madonna
I like Cyndi Lauper
But I'd never stalk her
Just wanted a picture
Hey, we're on a boat!
Where did she have to go?
Cyndi Lauper said No
Cyndi Lauper said No
The "She Bopper" said "No!"
Cyndi Lauper said "No!" (5x)
Wanna throw out your CDs
Just to show how much you hurt me
My radio will get its channel changed
if it starts playing one of your songs
I hope that I get my message through
So all your fans will get the best of you
Think twice about the things you do
Cause it was wrong when Cyndi said "No!"
Why did I even bother?
It's not like she's Madonna
Cyndi Lauper said...
No...No... No...
Cyndi Lauper said No (5x)
How could she be so cold?
Let her "True Colours" show
"She's So Unusual"
How could she hurt me so?