I picked up the phone- it was Chris on the line
He said “Saddle up- we’ll have a good time.
We’ll cross the border, find some hookers and blow
The answer is yes, don’t you dare tell me no!”
So we grabbed Boyd and Duke, and we hit the road
Grit in our teeth, our pockets full of gold
We crossed the border, found a den of sin
Twas the finest place I’d ever been in
Singing lie la lie lie la lie lie la lie lie….
Chris found a redhead, Boyd and Duke each founds blondes
I found a brunette, she had no clothes on
They charged for the loving, the cocaine was free
They filled our glasses with cheap shit whiskey
And when the sun set, we’d had out fill
Out came the stars, and wolves for the kill
They drew their pistols, and knives from the boot
They said “Stand and deliver, your horses and loot”
Singing lie la lie lie la lie lie la lie lie….
The fighting was brutal, but it was done fast
We pulled our pocket knives and McGuyvered their ass
We kissed the girls goodbye, road into the sunset
With memories of good times we'll never forget
And I bet you're wondering if this story is true
I lied about the cocaine, the rest is up to you