I took a three day trip with a one day woman
And ya know what Im talkin about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
This weekend wasnt gonna work out
She and I didnt have one thing in common
And her favors werent coming around
Im on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now
Well Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner
Lots of tequila and wine she drowned
Now shes messed up real good and drunk
Stumbling and falling down
So I had to carry her to the room
Where she instantly passed out
And started snoring loud
So I went back down
And took a cab to the Waffle House
Now Saturday morning long about noon
She called room service bring me some doubles
Her meet me in the bar its six hours till dark
And this bitch is havin speech trouble
It was Vizzy Vizzy this and Wishe Wazhe that
I thought God please rescue me
Another couple sat down
And ordered a round
Nows my chance to go free
Im on a three day trip with a one day woman
If ya know what Im talkin about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
The weekend really wasnt gonna work out
She and I didnt have one thing in common
And her favors werent coming around
Im on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now
So, this dude and my date
Get really shit faced
When his girl grabbed me to dance
Looks like you and me are up the same tree
So lets start our own romance
Yes, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun
Come up in each others arms
The weekend started bad but were really glad
Cause the two we dumped are still in the bar
Dont take a three day trip
With a one day woman
Better learn what Im talkin about
If youre gonna go to the Islands
Dont take a chance
Take a babe that can really get down
So if ya have any friends
Wanna line you up with a blind date take it from me
Get a girl you know whos cocked and ready to go
Forget about E-Harmony