1. If you fly in from Birmingham you'll get the last gate,
if you blew in from Boston, no, you sure won't have to wait,
and I'm learning, a little more every day,
about the power of the dollar, and the people with white collars,
and the good old American way.
2. I've noticed I don't get much help when they see my blue jeans,
some slick with a suit walks up,