I used to dream that I would be
A bright and shiny star on TV
Or maybe I would go to college,
like Harvard or Devry
I would live in an apartment
in Paris or in Cincinatti
I would play my music loud and not apologize
I used to dream that I would marry
A guy that looked like Charlie sheen
And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd… David!
I used to think I'd have three kids
And they all would look just like me
And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries
We don't need no goals
Don't need human connection
Dreams are overrated
Cause our life's already perfection
Now I know all that is true
Cause all I really want is you
You and you and only you
Me, you, me, you
I used to dream that I would have
A best friend named Michelle
And we would braid some friendship bracelets
We would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell
And we're 60 we'd get facelifts
like Joan Rivers/Burt Reynolds
I used to think I'd have co-workers
And we'd stay out til two at night
And I would have a perfect body
(you do… I know)
I used to think that I'd have sex
At some point in my adult life
And I was sure it would be naughty
We don't need no goals
Don't need human connection
Dreams are overrated
Cause our life's already perfection
Now I know all that is true
Cause all I really want is you
You and you and only you
Me, you, me, you… YOU!