in a former life
he was prince paul's pekinese
spent all his days tearing the leather from lounge chairs
in a former life
he was queen anne's gigolo
and he leaked all over the morning
in a former life everyone was a performer
in a former life nobody is a container
in a former life
he was pregnant constantly
28 children departed before he was stored
in a former life
he was ron pearlman's gas tank
til he leaked all over the morning
aristotle has gone to the cinema
marie curie is buying live yoghurt drinks
alan alda is risking his final tooth
crop rotation is not on the schedule
crop rotation does not really work