Well, once I was persuaded to open up my head,
I told them how it was and when and got it wrong instead
I said, would you believe me If you only knew,
I’ve been stealing everything.
This conversations through.
And the boy cried hang him at 3
Saw him on the front page laughing at me
He worked in a fairground in a tall hat
He's a liar! He's a liar! A good one at that
Say what you wanna, Say what you will
Write a number on my telephone bill
Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be a beggar, but I rather be just as cruel.
So I told him all I could about what could they expect
I lost my sense of smell and I gained my self-respect
They told me I was curious, I told them they were slow
And they asked me where I get this stuff
I told them I don't know
And the boy cried whopie de de
There’s a women with a moustache who won't let me be
She was born on the Monday
She’s a 104
She's a liar! She's a liar! A little bit more.
Say what you wanna, Say what you will
Writes a number on my telephone bill
Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be a beggar, but I rather be just as cool.
And the boy cried hang number three
Saw him on the front page laughing at me
He worked at a fairground in a tall hat
He's a liar! He's a liar! A good one at that.
Say what you wanna, Say what you will
Write a number on my telephone bill
Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
I could be a beggar, but I rather be just as cruel.