Well she wants him cause she's bored
Like he's just a hobby she can take up
And so she shows him to his door
Wearin just a little too much make up
But now she's crying out her eyes
Saying baby I never want to break up
And he'll say so sorry for the lies
But you were just another shoe I'd lace up
But now sweet alexis is having
Fingernails for breakfast
Crying tears as big as texas
Drying all around her neck
Well it comes down to who hits hardest
When you deal with cheap shot artists
Who's more ruthless or more heartless
Darlin' what did you expect
Well now she's driving down the road
Going sixty in a 3 door chariot
I've got this hatchet with your name on it
And all I want to do is bury it
She saw a stranger in the road and he said
Honey that looks heavy can I carry it
And then she threw it at his face and said
If you love it so much you can marry it
So now sweet alexis is having
Fingernails for breakfast
Crying tears as big as texas
Drying all around her neck
Well it comes down to who hits hardest
When you deal with cheap shot artists
Who's more ruthless or more heartless
Darlin' what did you expect
Sweet alexis is having
Fingernails for breakfast
Crying tears as big as texas
Drying all around her neck
Well it comes down to who hits hardest
When you deal with cheap shot artists
Who's more ruthless or more heartless
Darlin' what did you expect
Oh darlin' what did you expect
Oh darlin' what did you expect