There's nothing like when you're lying down moments from drifting into a wonderful inebriated slumber when your boss calls frantically saying "THE SAN TOOK A SHIT........... FUCK"
Kernel Panic
What to do
Kernel Panic
Fuck I'm screwed
Kernel Panic
The parity disk crashed the head fuck I'm dead
Kernel panic
Backup's sloppy
Kernel panic
Million floppies
Kernel panic
Swapping disks 'til my hands fall off and die
Kernel panic
Forum lied
Kernel panic
Firmware died
Kernel panic
Now the san thinks that it's a fucking scanner
Kernel panic
This is it
Kernel panic
Load the clip
Kernel panic
Problem solved with hollowpoints from my 9