Intro
Mr Fox rises every morning when the cock crows,
Puts on his red hat, shuts the door, away he goes.
Shuffles down his path, out onto the road,
Hes off to ride the rail, to take it coast to coast,
Who will he meet today? No one knows.
Chorus
Mr Fox the Chatterbox likes to kill the clock,
Making friends on the train, as the clock goes tick-tock.
Verse
Yesterday he met a Big Girl who was rather smelly,
Talking to herself all day, he named her Nervous Nellie.
He told her to have a shower, blew her a kiss,
Watched with a smile as she faded into the distance.
Verse
The day before he met his old pal Mickey Finn the Baker,
Who all the girls say in his heyday was a real Heartbreaker.
He used to look fresh and handsome, now rarely shaves,
According to rumour he no longer misbehaves.
Repeat Chorus
Verse
Last week he met a lovely family made up of two
Parents and two children on their way out to the zoo.
Even though he knew the kids were both Spoiled Brats,
He gave one some sweets and the other his red hat.
Verse
Last month he met a happy couple acting very Posh,
Just home from their honeymoon, their names were Kate and Josh.
Looking out the window at the lovely weather,
He said, May all your dreams come true, may you always be together.
Repeat Chorus
Bridge
So if you board a train someday and sit beside a Chatterbox,
Try not to lose your temper, it might just be Mr Fox.