Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess its good I never told ya Im into pee
Dont you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, Im sorry, babe, I wasnt listenin what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that youve become
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin self
All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest
I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isnt that enough?
You said that wed never part
Oh, I was just kiddin
You gave me your lovers vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now
Youd tell me youd never stray
Well, thats cause we hadnt had sex yet
And then you just walked away.
Aint I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you dont need to be a genius to see
That I was givin you the yank yank
What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked
Remember when I said that I was goin down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the womens shoe store lookin at feet
(What?)
Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
You promised me that youd be true
Hey, to me youre just vagina number 602
Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin self
What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
Youre the most insensitive man Ive ever met
Oh, thats not true, Ive got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, Im sorry
So how bout a hand job?
Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin self
Cmon, honey, Ill make it up to you
Ill buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity