Falcon shield - This is War 5 (This is Wardles) Тексты

Hi! I'm Lulu
And I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder
He can't wait to make you meat too
(That tasted purple)
Dispense with the formalities
And the schemes you may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get wild growth
Just one look and up we go!
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick
Don't remember?
I'll send you Pix
Not quite the common lady
But just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries
Staying wary just to keep you going
They know I'm the Dom
And stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind
And drive you crazy til you can't spell 'Caster'

Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced
Now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want
But you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me
Tilting baby, it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses
Like Abra Cadaver

The mobile warrior is back
Commence the drillin' and killin'
These villains illing
And feeling the robot wrath that i'm willing
I've reached the ceiling
But not my rhymes or skills that are spilling
I'm at my threshold for damage
Now I'm red and unfeeling
It's time to go
Cause when my armors steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beatdown
And one you wont be forgetting
Tristys' my soul
And though I'm bound to damage
And ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak
And Rumble's still such a savage

This'll be a blast
Exploding to the battle
I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive heimerdinger
Though he thinks im a hassle
But even Donger must be feeling
The extent of my brilliance
Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the world's gonna hear it
It's time to boot up the show
This fuse is ready to blow
My fallout from megabomb
Is dropping nuclear glow
I hope you got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear the world go 'kaboom'

I might be talking looney tunes but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian
My explosive devices just make it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there
Well you're all over the place

The major league competitor
Because I throw like its Madden
And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine
I just need you to be gone
I can show you the world
When I drop this magic carpet bomb

It's no surprise, that I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here so I don't get fined
The past and present, you can link it to I
My temperament rise
Glass cannon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise

Check it
Shifting the flow the 2 for 1 package
Is coming back like it's a boomerang throw
Watch how I glow
Up into Yorkage
With the beast inside the name's Gnaruto
Identity crisis, splice up the flavor
Experimental build, feel like I'm Stitch
A Gentleman's savage
Mischief amidst, Digivolution from rookie to switch

When your team game's distorted
And synergy gets contorted
Resisting me is focus
My rampage will annul it
I evolve into a God like Zilla
No point in hiding
I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying
Your stones hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and butter
When feeding this dino giant
Anger potent
Hi I'm Hogan Gnar
Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric cyber franky little foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar
Banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jurassic Park
From Diddy Kong
To the Mighty Grodd
Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all
Jumping
Crushing
Stomping
Going hard is never going far

This is war, a Yordle's paradise, y'all

And they call me Gnar

I've got a mighty tantrum, inducing rage all day
When despair sets in you know
It's the curse of the sad mummy
So sad and lorn, the helpless lad I heard them say
From behind my back
But I guess that is who I've become today
Cryin' to your mummy she ain't comin'
Ain't it funny
Steppin' in to team fights about to make the money
Throwin' out that bandage toss
I'm lookin' for some new friends
Okay, where are we going?
Aww wait, hey no, come back
You don't wanna play with me?
Then I guess it's time for a hug attack!
Tearin' through this brush
With my hunter's machete
Uh, 2 Health Pots and a warding totem at the ready
My tears don't fall
No they crash all around me
Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy
Comin' out the jungle
And I'm still lookin for new friends
Wanna hug it out? Or are you looking to get stunned again
Amumu the Mummy Immortal Master Of Misery
With all my CC, I'll make us friends for eternity!

Enough this display is highly repulsive
And frankly far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire
I am the
HE-IM-ER-DI-NG-ER
End all, Be all
Inventor
Experimentor
Professor Data Processor
Embodiment of accomplishment
But you can call me GOD
I created the rap game
On that level that you can't obtain
Turrets in place, Rockets to the face
Number 1 stunner with a shock gre-nade
I see you heading back to base
Mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today
Raise your dongers
Even though you scream
And you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem
More than a meme
Remember kids
Donger is king
My readings aren't light
My afro is tight
Say my name
You're god dong right

Kennen Master Ninja, A hero of the storm
I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm
And with the shimmering shadow
You're gonna feel the raikiri
An AOE of Thor's Armada striking any one near me
Thunder Drop is in the Zone
Smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane
Mark you till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks
Then you hear the thunder crack
Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin
You're in the dust, I am the wind
Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they calling me
The Tesla coils around the team till they form a dichotonomy
The lightning blast lobotomy
This homicidal side of me
Conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or scalpel all the same to me
Cause dress me up or down, it makes no difference when I'm owning ya
Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia

Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall
Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall
Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small
Imagine, if you will, a small nexus of worlds
As they curl, and unfurl, bending lights in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive
A cluster of stars, that bend to my instruction
Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton
Generating mana
Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage
Suddenly you're GONE
E, Now you're standing in my sight
R, Losing half your life
Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun, timer ticking down to 1
W, goodnight
Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me
Chaotic Supremacy, no AD for this Entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you divided never been so excited!

Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield
So head to my bottom lane
Won't you tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target
You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning
Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer then I rocket so we get together
Fire till explosion, Then I'm out, I guess I'll call you never
Next thing that you know you're up at home feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever
Sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand

Cap-tain Teemo I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you, and sneak up behind you
You run but I'll find you, leave presents inside you!
Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back
When it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince when the purple is raining
And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here I stand, a yordle holding your life in his hands
One dart and your back to the stands
All those best laid plans fall to the sand
When there's no kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad
Say hello to the new God
My Darkseid is too Raw
But war's just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate
Bugs with the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing
Pestilence runneth
Famine I hunger
And for death I cometh
Apokolips arrives, taking no sides
But Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5
Who pray to survive but none of them leave here alive
Shrooms for you all in the room
This is your tomb
While my dominance will resume
Say your farewells, if Teemo is satan
I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into elo Hell