Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Тексты

Steve Jobs:
Let me just step right in
I've got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby changed the world
Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp,you're a nerd
I'm slick,you're cheesy
Beating you is Apple 2 easy
I've got the products that artist uses
and the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick?

Bill Gates:
You blow Jobs
You arrogant prick
With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
with your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie!
You got given up at birth
I'd give away your net worth to AIDS research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
IPhone, IPad, IPwn, ISmack!

Jobs:
A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I build to listen the Beatles while he relaxes

Gates:
Well Steve,
You steal all the credit for work that other people do
Did your fat beard Woznak write these raps for you too?

Jobs:
Ooh.
Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!

Gates:
I tripled the profits on a PC.

Jobs:
All the people with the power to create use an Apple

Gates:
And people with jobs use PC

Jobs:
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

Gates:
Nope,Fruity Loops:PC

Jobs:
You will never EVER catch a virus on an Apple

Gates:
Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC

Jobs:
Lets talk about doctors
I've seen a few
Cause I bought a PC