Epic Rap Battles of History - Hitler vs Vader 3 Тексты

Hitler:

I am Adolf Hitler! / Commander of the Third Reich! /
Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic! /
You are Vader, / with your little boots and cape! /
And a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face! /
You have the force to move objects /
I am a force truly evil! /
Even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel! /
Cause look at you / You're not even a real person! /
I preferred you in SPACEBALLS! / The Rick Moranis version!

Darth Vader:
You can't rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force / Why even bother? /
So many dudes been with your mom / who even knows if I'm your father? /
You're a pissed off little prick / with a Napoleon dick! /
You call that a mustache? /
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip! / You bitch! /
Let me remind you who you're messing with!/
All that shit you did / I'm the motherfucker who INVENTED it! /
I'm the ORIGINAL Dark Lord / You're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice! /
My Storm Troopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it! /

Hitler:
You stink, Vader! /
Your style smells something sour! /
You need to wash up, /
Here, / take a step inside my shower! /
I'll turn ALL your friends against you / Just my speeches breed haters! /
What's your lightsaber / vs. a clan of all your white neighbors? /

Darth Vader:
Suck my robot balls! /
Now take a step back / and let me freeze yours off!
A little carbonite bath / for your goose-stepping ass! /
We'll call my homeboy in Israel! / See who got the last laugh! /