Epic Rap Battles of History - Gandalf vs Dumbledore Тексты

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GANDALF
VERSUS!
DUMBLEDORE...
BEGIN!

Gandalf:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
I rap fast like Shadowfax.
Tom Riddle me this
you little bitch.
How's your little wand
going to beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames
touched by Gandalf.
Touch mine, Dumbledore
and scorch your other hand off!
You fool
you got Snaped
you're not a real fighter.
Death makes you die
it just makes my brights brighter!
Your ass is like Gringott's
everyone makes a deposit.
We all know that you're more than
boggart in your closet.

Dumbledore:
The prophecy forgot to mention this day
when I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey!
Check your status
they call me headmaster.