Epic Rap Battles of History - DeadPool vs. Boba Fett Тексты

(DeadPool)
oh,is it me
well here's my first issue,
I barley even know enough about you to dis you.
But you guy's honestly think that I would screw this feud up
and lose to the dude a huge toothie couchie chewed up?
That's banana's
I do damage,when I brandish katana's,
man i'll slice you up then vanish
in my ladybug pajama's.
Im one of a kind
your a xerox of your papa,
doing temp work for vader and odd jobs for jaba.
Im tight
your mad baggy
im toned
your so flappy.
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy.
somebody auta put a bounty on that cape
maybe i'll write a letter,and mail it,to your face.

(Boba Fett)
Good thing I keep tums,in a slave 1
cause your style makes me space sick.
Your bars, are like your'ol pal cable,fucking basic.
I'll smack a merk in the mouth
if he doesn't quit running that lip off.
Bitch who you calling clone
your a DeathStroke ripoff!
You stole spiderman's eyes and
Snake Eyes's weapons
you got wolverines power's
man your comic sloppy second's!
That Dr.killbrew dude needs to go back to med school
cause right now your no good to me deadpool.

(DeadPool)
Ooo what's that, a missle backpack?
Well i guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks!
Presenting the most overrated character anyone's ever saw,
who had 5 lines in the triligy,
and one of them was
AAAH!

(Boba Fett)
I only need 5 lines
cause I look fucking great,
you look like someone spilled lasagna on your face.
But your worth alot to me
If I bring you back dead.
Schizophrenics pay triple,
one for each head.

(DaedPool)
Who you callin schizophrenic,
You got 2 different voices!
Your like your holiday special ,man:
Full of bad choices.

(Boba Fett)
You think your chimichanga's hot but you couldn't be milder
You shoulda made the choice to ditch the prick
from van wilder.

(DeadPoo)
And the coolest things about you
got strait up abandoned.
You let a kiwi hold your gun
and he fucked up your cannon!
So maybe don't talk about movies,
cause you've got dick to say.
Wrap that arm dart
around jar jar
and go far far away.

(Boba Fett)
I'm a legend your a trend
you don't have half the skill I got.
I'll beat your ass with one eye closed,
Boba Fetty Wap.
Then i'll call Domino,
she likes wht im shaking
she prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon.
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blastin foes.
I come equipped with a full set of sick mandalotian flows.
Everybody knows, you got power of regeneration,
so run home and heal from this disintegration.