Eminem
I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show.
(Chorus)
Because,
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Eminem
So I get off stage right?
Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,
'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.'
They're all like,
'Oh my God it's him!
Becky Oh my fucking God it's Eminem!
I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!'
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY A CAPELLAS
All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
Because these
(Chorus)
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!
Swifty
You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha?
Hey dad how come we dont rap on Protools?
And smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don`t want my autograph you's a liar
No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, Its simple but
All I did, was read a Russel Simins book
So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
Kuniva & Kon Artis
K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit
KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics
K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Eminem:No, I had an interview
Not you two
K:You gon be late for sound check
KA:Man, I ain't goin to sound check
K:But our mics are screwed up
KA:And his always sound best
You know what man? Ima say som'm
K:Aiyo Em!
Eminem:YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY?
KA:Man, nothin
K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?
KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up
You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew
K:Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)
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Proof
They say the lead singers hot
But the group is not
Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks
Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut him mike off when the music starts
Eminem:AIYO ITS-
Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear 'HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!'
We aint a band bitch
We don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
Of these guys actin funny over area codes
Eminem:Proof carry my bag!
Proof:Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage
security in the way
Fans:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE'S OBIE AND DRE?
Bizarre
Goddamnit Im sick of this group
Its time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps
til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose yourself video (I was in the back)
Superman video (I was in the back)
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D12, how we get started?
Reporter:But what about Eminem?
Bizarre:Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway, Im the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think Im cute
Ladies:Hey sexy!
Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldnt get up
Fuck D12 Im outta this band
Im bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
Eminem
Girl why cant you see you're the
D12
Only one for me and it just
Eminem
Tears my ass apart to know that,
You don't know my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (punch)
Bizarre
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that Ill be the man (Yeah)
All because I'm the lead sing...
Eminem and Bizarre
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!
Eminem
Im the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
Im the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa (oh oh)
Look out for my next single it's called
My salsa
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
My salsa