You laughed at Freddy in his flares, but you can mock, he doesnt care,
hes out to get those who straights, or trendy trousers/
just you wait, with his blade hell cut the seams,
and sew or attach by other means, a piece of cloth and he wont stop,
until flaredy kecks adorn the lot.
Kecks of doom, kecks of doom, spread so wide
they need loads of room,
kecks of doom theyre so wild, theyll smother you where-ever you hide,
kecks of doom, such amazing side, what a horribly un-gory way to die.