Miss November Tuesday, bend your rubber rules
Take your time but don't take off your high heel shoes
She's in demand at dinner time, (she's in demand)
She's on the factory wall (pin-up on a factory wall)
And when the gentlemen retire (when they retire)
Guess who's in control? (control)
She blew your money on taking a cruise
If that isn't funny well, watch out teacher...
ohh ohh, when the chamber's empty.. she said,
"ohh, ohh, meet el Presidente"
Dress in flimsy clothing,
Use your lipstick line
To cover fear and loathing
With a pink disguise
You never refuse when she lies back -
Put a stripe on the union, and a star on the jack
She's on the case at dinner time (at dinner time)
She's on the evening news (seen her on the evening news)
And if you dare, step out of line (step out of line)
You're going to be abused.
You may not like it, you may not be scared,
But hell has no fury like a young girl's ego
You might adopt an attitude, (attitude)
Look on the moral side (lookin' on the moral side)
But if police are after you, (after you)
Where's the best place to hide? (hide)
For this production, they gave her a gun...
Ain't no director, so watch out actors!
(chorus) (chorus)
ohh, ohh, meet el Presidente
ohh, ohh, meet el Presidente
ohh, ohh!