DUCK THOMAS
Duck Thomas got his eye on the cosmos
Never gonna settle for a blue rock (oh no!)
He came, he saw, he conquered
Now he's moving on to the middle of Andromeda
A rocket splits the sky
Carries him away from the glassy eyes
Of a planet that is headed for disastrous times
The duck won't settle just to stop and whine
So he blasts off
Into the solar system where the stars are twitchin'
There's talk of an alien invasion
Just the Duck but his rhymes are ragin'
HOOK
There's a starman quacking from on high
DUCK THOMAS
Oh look! It's a civilization
Nestled in the middle of galactic wastelands
They hear the starman quackin'
Now they're on the path to a new enlightenment
Let me break it down step by step
He's lept into unmet elect
To the pinnacle of avian rep
The other birds envious of his threat
To Sirius, the most luminous star?
There's just no doubt: the Duck by far
He illuminates Centaurus, the Milky Way and Magellanic Clouds
Well it seems you doubt
Let me reassure, this Duck's got clout
When the Universe tried to off itself
It was rallied by a mallard's yelp