Everybody:
Don't wear the pants
If they are skinny
Stop SPS, change the way you dress
Tight is no longer in it
Sonny:
When you hear fashion calling
Chad:
Think about of what your falling
Everybody:
And join our big pants family
Tawni:
And that day
That day
Everybody:
It's almost in our reach
CHORUS:
Don't wear the pants (don't wear the pants)
Cause they are skinny (ow, they're so skinny!)
Stop SPS, change the way you dress (ow!)
Cause tight is no longer in it (you know they aren't in!)
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily
Don't wear the pants
Cause they are skinny
Stop SPS
Change the way you dress
Cause tight is no longer in it
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily