so all of a sudden I'm facing a raging river that passed me by do I turn around, do I turn my eye to the sun in the apex of the high noon I'm on a flatbed yellow pick up underneath a half moon so cut me some slack jack and jump in the back if you can't handle the candle they you can't handle the wax you're just going to get sacked it's as simple as that but before I know it I'm going down this itty bitty river in a boat a little bigger than a bath tub my bones begin to shiver 'cause I'm aching to deliver this water that I must give her can I get some down by the railway station people moving in a new direction take a ticket from who you can drive that train she was a black-tie bomb shell out of Bombay she was easy on the eyes so I had nothing to say she said take the water to the leprechaun man you got till the bell rings three, do you understand a little peice of me wants to go I don't know turn around what do I do I don't know ding dong ding that's the bell and I know you know I know I don't know you very well but if I did, I would groove and hit the ground running but I don't and I won't so you got another thing coming he kicked up the river with a flick of his wrist I popped him in the kisser 'cause I couldn't resist I said to my side kick I'm up to my high wick and now I'm getting a little homesick but before I know it I'm going down this itty bitty river in a boat a little bigger than a bath tub my bones begin to shiver 'cause I'm aching to deliver this water that I must giver her can I get some ride your train