NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?
HOOK
JESUS CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
PLUS SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
THEN BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
LIKE BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'
HOOK