I NEED A CHICK TO SUCK MY DICK
I NEED A DOG TO LICK MY HOG
I NEED A CAT TO STROKE MY BAT
I'M PUKIN AND SHITIN' AND DYIN' OF THIRST
I AIN'T GOT NO FIELD TO PLOW
THERE'S NO HOLE FOR MY POLE
I'D FUCK A MINK STOLE
I NEED A WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS
THERE'S NOTHING MORE SPIRITUAL
THAN DOG STYLE LOVE
AND WHEN I FIND HER
I'M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
I'M GOING TO EAT HER
'CAUSE SHE'S THE MOON