Well, I'm one hundred percent, not 99 and nine tenths
Hundred percent pure fool
I wasn't very good at fractions back in school
But I know what I am, I'm one hundred percent pure fool
I guess I wasn't thinkin', guess I lost my head
I stayed out a drinkin' while you were home in bed
You were makin' coffee when I came stumblin' in
And it's painfully clear I've been a perfect fool again
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Strung out honky-tonkin', a foolish man it seems
Leaving you at home, dear, alone with just your dreams
You could take me back and forgive me if you can
But I won't blame you for leaving, 'cause you know just what I am