When i get my girl alone, i tease her with my crazy bone.
If i come or if i go, when i stop, i hope she'll blow.
Some guys don't want a girl who strays,
Mine just stays in bed all day.
Upside down or inside out,
That magic stone makes her shout.
Chorus
It's a funky time for you today.
Carnal baby with a capital "k".
Feel that twitchin' in your combat zone
And i'll supply the marrow of my crazy bone.
While having sex, some use the phone,
But i just wave my crazy bone.
On the beach or in the hills,
She knows where to come for thrills.
From early in the morning 'til late at night,
My crazy bone treats her right.
A hard man's job is never done,
Lucky me, my work is fun!
When i get my girl alone,
I spank her with my crazy bone.
On the beach or in the hills,
She knows where to come for thrills.
Some guys don't want a girl who strays,
Mine just gets her treat all day.
A hard man's job is never done,
Lucky me, my work is fun!