Is 10 o'clock in the morning too early to drink beer?
I don't know and I don't care
When a girl walks by in a two piece, is it impolite to stare?
I don't know and I don't care
I don't know what beach this is
I don't know what day this is
I don't know if I packed enough clothes to wear
And I don't care
Hey, man, do you think those are real
Or do you think they're fake?
You mean those, right there?
I don't know and I don't care
Do you want the blonde or the brunette
Or the one with the long, red hair?
I don't know and I don't care
I don't know what her name is
I don't know where she learned to kiss
I don't know if that's her boyfriend over there
And I don't care
Is 4 o'clock in the morning too late to drink beer?
I don't know, but you know what? I don't care
I don't know the last time I ate
I don't know how I'm still awake
I don't know how long a man can live on beer
Man, I don't know where I left my phone
I don't know when we're goin' home
I don't know if I've still got a job up there
And I don't care, I don't care
I don't know and I don't care