Hey Mister, I really like your.. daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream,
Maybe dip her in chocolate.
Hey mister, on your way to work,
In your volvo suit and tie.
We'll be crawling in your bed soon,
Messing around, maybe getting high.
It's not.. what you did...
It's not.. what you didn't...
God gave her a perfect body,
Now I'm all up in it.
It's not.. she's a tramp,
It's not.. she's not pure,
She just likes getting her fuck on,
And it's a good one of that I'm sure.
Hey Mister, I really like your.. daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty, she's a bottle of water.
Hey Mister, how'd it get so bad.
You raised her so well,
Now she's calling me dad,
In the back seat, naked of her new Volkswagen,
The perfect little gift for High School graduation.
It's not.. what you did...
It's not.. what you didn't...
God gave her a perfect body,
Now I'm all up in it.
It's not.. she's a tramp,
It's not.. she's not pure,
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and it's a good one of that I'm sure.
Na nana na nana..
hahahahahahaha...(Duel)
Na nana na nana..(Duel)
Na nana na nana..
Ha haha ha haha ha hahahaa.
I eat all the food in your fridge,
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too.
Breakstands, neutral drops.
Wreck all your cars, drink all the
Booze in your cheesy ass wet bar,
Order stuff on your credit cards,
Leave boogers in your skippy jar,
Smoke your cigars, answer your
Phone tell your boss you moved
To mars, when you call in late
From work, I tell your wife you're at
The titty bars!
It's not.. what you did...
It's not.. what you didn't...
God gave her a perfect body,
Now I'm all up in it.
It's not.. she's a tramp.
It's not.. she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
And it's a good one of that I'm sure.
I can't lie, I have to tell the truth.
Man to man mister,
It's all a total spoof,
Your daughter's a freak,
Your daughter's a pro,
When I'm done with her she'll do one of your bros!
I hope.. I never have a daughter.
I hope.. I never have a daughter.
I hope.. I never have a daughter.
I hope.. I never have a daughter.
Na nana na nana.
Na nana na nana.
Na nana na nana.
Na nana na nana.